Hyperbole is the dialect in which I learned to speak English.
I grew up in the upper east corner of Tennessee,
in the Southern Appalachian Mountains.
We mountain folk
are rarely content
to simply describe an event,
an experience,
or an object
with a flurry of adjectives
and adverbs.
We much prefer to inflate
to exaggerate,
to make an outrageous comparison
to another event,
experience,
or object.
See,
We wouldn’t just describe a trip to the store
by saying,
“Boy, there sure were an awful lot of people at Walmart today.”
No.
It would sound something more like
“Y’all, Everybody and their momma was at Walmart today!
I had to walk a mile to find a buggy,
the cashier was slow as molasses in January,
and I like to killed myself getting out of the parking lot.”
Stories in Appalachia,
especially good stories,
tend to take on a mythic quality.
They aren’t lies,
per se,
but neither are they factual,
journalistic accounts of actual events.
They are an invitation
to join in the feeling of that
event,
experience,
or object.
For instance,
my grandfather,
a coal miner from Clinchcoe, VA,
used to tell the story
of the time he went frog giggin’.
He caught a whole mess of frogs,
dressed them,
coated them in a little corn meal,
and borrowed his sister’s iron skillet to fry them up.
Now any of you who have ever fried frog legs
might know
that sometimes
those frog legs tend to jump
even while being breaded and pan fried.
Well,
as my grandfather told it,
He put the lid on the skillet,
and took a short break on the porch just off the kitchen.
About that time,
the sister who owned the skillet
smelled something cooking and comes to see.
She lifted the lid of the skillet
to find several pairs of frog legs
dancing a jig in hot grease.
Somewhere between the impropriety
of having her skillet borrowed without permission
and the startling discovery
that it was filled with zombie frog parts,
she became incensed,
dumped out the frog legs,
walked out on to the porch
and caught my grandfather
in the back of the head
with the hot pan
and knocked him clean out into the yard.
Now,
I know this story can’t be factually true,
because (a.) my grandfather was not a cartoon cat
and (b.) he suffered no traumatic brain injury.
But the story is true
in the sense that
whatever actually transpired between my grandfather,
my great aunt,
and a skillet of frog legs
ended with the moral that
he never again borrowed her skillet without asking
or ate frog legs again.
So,
When I read psalms like the one today,
or hear the unjust judge say
“I’m gonna end up black and blue
from [this widow’s] pounding,”
I think I can start to see
at least one way to understand
how David’s prayer
that his enemies dissolve into snail slime
and a story about a widow’s nonviolent protest
begin to paint a picture about a God who listens.
These kinds of psalms,
like 58,
that prays that David’s enemies
be like a miscarried fetus,
or Psalm 137:9
which declares,
“Happy are those who take your little ones
and dash them against the rocks”
that pray for vivid and terrible vengeance
are called imprecatory psalms,
prayers that God will curse
those who curse Israel,
or even the author personally.
Bible scholar,
theologian,
and United Church of Christ pastor
Walter Brueggemann
explains these brutal and upsetting passages
as overhearing a conversation
between a child and a mother.
Two children were playing in the backyard.
The older child had bullied the younger child in some fashion,
as older children are wont to do,
and the younger child has run to Momma for solace.
Momma scoops this child up in her lap,
wipes away the tears,
and wraps that child up in her arms.
She patiently listens to the whole story.
She consoles the child in their grief,
and she reassures the child that everything will be ok.
Now the younger child,
safe in Momma’s embrace,
is bold to ask,
“What are you gonna do about him?!
I want you to ground him!
No, I want you to hit him!
NO! I want to send him away!
Kick him out of the family,
make him live in the streets.
Make him wish he’d never.
been.
born.”
These psalms aren’t cries for sadistic torture,
they are cries for justice.
They are cries for the God
who brought Israel out of Egypt,
to do it again,
to deliver them from bondage,
to defeat their captors,
and to bring them home.
Israel,
like that younger child,
sits here in God’s lap
and demands justice.
“Lord, what are you gonna do about this!?
I want you to smash their teeth to bits.
I want you to pour their lives out like water
and leave a damp stain in the sand.
Trample them like grass,
dissolve them like snails,
make it like they had never.
been.
born.”
Like a good Momma,
God listens to Israel’s cries,
wipes their tears,
and wraps them in love’s arms.
I am the oldest of five children,
and I must admit
that I’ve bullied a younger sibling or two in my day.
And I have seen Momma rise with vengeance,
and move in my direction,
a younger sibling trailing in her shadow,
and grinning maniacally
in anticipation of the coming reckoning.
And in those moments
I could understand the Book of Revelation
with perfect clarity.
I stood frozen,
ready to be knocked into next week
awash in guilt and terror,
ready to be swallowed up
in her righteous wake,
wishing that all I had to fear was a hot skillet to my skull.
At least my poor grandfather
had had the good fortune
to not see it coming.
But what always happened next
was a fate worse than death.
Momma wanted me to apologize.
And what’s worse
she wanted me to mean it.
You see,
good Mommas know the difference
between justice and retribution.
Good Mommas love all their children
and want them to get along,
to love each other.
Good Mommas don’t tone police their children,
aren’t here for your self-justifications,
can’t be hired out as a mercenary,
and doesn’t play favorites.
And if good Mommas
and unjust judges
can figure out how to get justice for the oppressed
the bullied
and the bereaved,
Then “What makes you think
God won’t step in
and work justice
for God’s chosen people?
Beloved,
God Listens.
God listens to our cries for justice
without asking us to change our tone,
without asking us to be nice,
or ask more politely.
God is rising in vengeance
to swallow up injustice
in God’s righteous wake.
But like a Good Momma,
God’s justice
is a reconciling mercy.
God wants the oppressors to repent
and God wants the oppressed to forgive.
And God wants both to mean it.
God is calling each of us
to listen for cries for justice
without asking that the oppressed change their tone
without asking that they be nice
or state their requests more politely—
as if insisting on one’s own dignity
could ever be expressed
without urgency
or intensity—
and when necessary
God is calling us
to amplify cries for justice,
to confront the oppressors
with their sin and shame
until they are laid low with mercy
and become partners in a just peace.
Because Momma loves all her children equally.