I watch a lot of TV.
Well,
more accurately,
in this age of internet streaming,
I watch a few select series
a lot.
One of those series
is Parks and Rec.
Set in fictional
Pawnee, Indiana,
Parks and Rec.
is a workplace comedy
where the stories
and punchlines
play out in the forced relationships
of co-workers.
The main character is Leslie Knope,
a somewhat naïve,
pathological optimist,
who seems to be the only person
in the Parks and Rec. Dept.
whose passion for civil service
and belief in the power of good government
hasn’t been snuffed out
like a wet match in high wind
by the bureaucratic reality
of actually governing.
Her counterpoint
is her immediate supervisor,
Ron Swanson.
This mustachioed bastion of masculinity
makes the Marlboro Man
look like a Mary Kay consultant.
A self-described Libertarian,
Ron is morally opposed to government,
and keeps a hollowed-out Claymore mine on his desk
with the words
“FRONT TOWARD ENEMY”
facing anyone who visits his office.
Ron’s diet famously consists of two things,
meat
and 16-year-old Lagavulin Scotch.
One of my favorite episodes
features Ron and Leslie
on a trip to the Indiana State Legislature
to receive a commendation
on behalf of the department.
As you might imagine,
this is not the sort of thing
that would interest Ron,
who would be content
to send Leslie in his place.
But Ron’s favorite restaurant,
Charles Mulligan’s Steak House,
is in Indianapolis.
With a passion usually reserved for one’s grandchildren
and the sort of dopy smile
you get when describing your first kiss,
the normally stoic Ron
pulls out a leather photo album
with an engraved bronze plaque on the front
that contains photos of every steak
he has ever eaten at Mulligan’s.
We find out on the car ride to Indianapolis
that Ron has been fasting in preparation for his meal.
Low on blood sugar
and anxious to return to Mulligan’s
Ron grows more and more impatient
as the episode progresses.
Eventually,
they arrive at Mulligan’s.
Ron exits the car
already wearing an oversized Mulligan’s bib
and toting his photo album.
But when they approach the door,
it’s locked,
shut down by the health department,
adding insult to injury
for a carnivorous Libertarian.
As the episode circles back
to close out this secondary story line,
we see Ron at an all-night diner,
finally being served a steak,
and again being disappointed
by its diminutive size.
Ron sends the steak back
and tells the server,
“Just bring me all the eggs and bacon you have.”
As the server turns to tell the cook,
Ron says,
“Wait.
I worry what you heard
was ‘Bring me a lot of bacon and eggs.’
What I said
was
Bring me
all
the bacon and eggs
you
have.”
Today’s Gospel lesson
is another tough one.
Peter asks how often we should forgive
someone who sins against him,
offering a number
that the Jewish people
associate with perfection and completion.
Jesus rejects this number,
magnifying the number
to either 11 times that number
or 70 times that number
depending on the translation.
Then Jesus tells a parable,
comparing the kingdom of heaven
to a slave owning king who,
again,
depending on the translation,
has either pity
or disgust
for a slave who owes him 150,000 years’ wages.
The king orders the slave, his wife, kids, and property
to be sold to repay the debt.
The slave debases himself before the king
and he and his debt are dismissed.
But when he leaves the king’s presence
he runs into another slave
who owns him three months’ wages.
He grabs this slave by the throat,
demands his money,
and throws this other slave into debtors’ prison
until he pays him back.
Word gets back to the king,
who reinstates the first slave’s debt
and throws him in debtors’ prison
until he repays the debt.
Jesus then says
that God will do to you
what the king did to the slave
if you don’t forgive your siblings
from the heart.
If you aren’t hearing the good news
in this parable
you aren’t alone.
Jesus compares the kingdom of heaven
to this world of debts and debtors,
God to a king who holds slaves
and tortures them to make a point,
and ranks unforgiveness alongside blasphemy
as an ironically unforgiveable sin,
even though
Jesus has commanded Peter
to forgive those who sin against him
anywhere between 77 and 490 times,
implying totality and perpetuity.
As your preacher,
I’m feeling a bit like Ron Swanson.
A little starved for good news,
I worry what you heard.
I worry what you heard
was God is like a slaveholder.
I worry what you heard
was God might not forgive you
if you can’t be forgiving.
I worry what you heard
was that debtors’ prison,
or what we now call cash bail,
is a part of the kingdom of heaven.
I worry what your heard
was God might torture us
if we cannot forgive from the heart.
I’m sure I know
what you’re feeling,
what you’re thinking.
This is not the God I know!
Is the kingdom of heaven really like debtors’ prison?
What if I’m having trouble forgiving?
Is there grace for everything but this?
We have come to the Gospels,
to worship and preaching,
for a word of grace,
and it feels like
Jesus gives us the law instead.
So,
is there good news here?
Yes.
There is always good news,
even when it’s hard to hear.
Beloved,
the good news
is that God is as forgiving
as Jesus is calling Peter to be.
God has
AL__READY
forgiven all your sins.
What seems to be a warning about God
breaking God’s Baptismal promise
because you failed to keep your end of the bargain
is actually
a warning about the consequences of sin,
not about God’s punishment of sin.
You see,
what we mean
when we say that God forgives sin
is that God knows that we are sinners,
that sin is a part of our daily life,
“in thought, word, and deed,
by what we have done
and what we have failed to do,”
and yet,
God loves us anyway.
When we say that God forgives our sin
we are saying that God includes the fact that this is true of us
and declares that God’s love for us
transcends the fact that this is true of us.
When this is the foundation
from which we read our Gospel lesson for today,
then we can hear Jesus’ teaching about forgiveness
as a call to forgive like God forgives,
totally and eternally.
We can hear that God is not like a slaveholder.
We can hear that God has already included
our unforgiveness
in our forgiven-ness.
We can hear that neither debtors’ prison
nor cash bail
are a part of the kingdom of heaven.
We can hear that forgiveness from the heart
frees the heart from self-imposed torture.
Jesus teaches us to forgive like we have been forgiven,
totally and eternally.
God can make this command
because when we cannot forgive,
God can.
So,
strive to be forgiving,
as forgiving as God has been toward you,
knowing that it is God working in you
to transcend all you are not yet,
and in the meantime
loving you anyway.
Amen.