Did you ever play the party game
Two Truths and a Lie?
The premise of the game
is that you make three statements about yourself,
two of which are truths,
and one of which is a lie.
Then the other party guests
have to guess which statement
is the lie.
It’s a lot of fun.
Unless you play with my friend Adam.
He has one of those lives
that you couldn’t write,
and even his truths sound like lies.
For example,
Here are two truths and a lie about my friend.
1. After being deserted in a Russian hospital, Adam had to hitchhike across the Finnish boarder on a Mongolian bus to catchup with his college choir in Helsinki.
2. Adam was invited to be the acolyte at the dedication service for his church’s new sanctuary after his fraternity had accidentally burned down the original building.
3. Adam hosts a weekly podcast about homemade gourmet ice cream, and recently made Lavender Lemon and Grilled Piña Colada Dairy-free Ice creams.
See.
If you just met Adam,
you would never be able to guess
which of these is the lie.
By the way,
The third one was the lie,
and it was only half a lie,
because he actually made homemade
Lavender Lemon and Grilled Piña Colada Ice creams
he just doesn’t have a weekly podcast.
He really was abandoned in a Russian hospital
and had to hitchhike on a Mongolian bus
across the Finnish boarder.
His fraternity really did accidentally burn down his church
and when they rebuilt,
they invited Adam back to be the acolyte
for the dedication service.
All of these statements about my friend,
even the one that was partly false,
tell us a lot about his life
and the world he lives in.
This game is played as an icebreaker
at retreats and conferences,
seminars and symposia
as a way to get to know new people
and what their lives are like
more quickly than you might otherwise.
Now,
I can’t vouch for how old the game is
or who invented it,
but I almost feel like Jesus is playing a version of this game
with his disciples
and with us
in this parable this morning.
This parable is sometimes called
“The Laborers in the Vineyard,”
and tells a story to illustrate a point of Jesus’s teaching.
Now,
like any text from the scriptures
we ought not to analyze the text alone.
As someone said
a text
without a context
will always become a pretext,
and that is what this text has been
most of the times I have heard it
or heard it preached
in my life.
The common interpretation goes
that the landowner is a type for God,
the first-hired workers are those who live a life of faith,
and the last-hired workers
are those who convert on their deathbeds.
God saves both by grace,
no matter how much you’ve worked for it.
Or,
a more historical,
more nuanced interpretation
would say that Matthew is written to Jewish Christians,
represented by the first-hired workers,
and they had a tendency toward superiority
over Gentile Christians,
and so here
God in the person of the landowner
makes them equal.
The latter interpretation
lends itself to the idea
that Christians have replaced Jews
in the eyes of God,
while the former
glosses over some problematic details of the story,
and both paint God
in a pretty ungodly light.
If we broaden our scope
to include the previous chapter,
Matthew 19,
we can see that this parable
is given in response to two specific questions.
In Matthew 19,
Jesus is approached by a rich young man
who wants to know what good deed he must do
to have eternal life.
Jesus gives him a rundown of the commandments
and young magnate says,
“I have kept all these; what do I still lack?”
Jesus says he should sell everything he owns,
give the money to the poor,
then come and follow,
and he went away grieving
because he had so much stuff.
Jesus then turns to his disciples
and says,
“Truly I tell you,
it will be hard for a rich person
to enter the kingdom of heaven.
Again,
I tell you,
it is easier for a camel
to go through the eye or a needle
than for someone who is rich
to enter the kingdom of God.”
The disciples are stunned.
They ask,
“Then who can be saved?”
and Jesus replies”
“for God all things are possible.”
Then Peter says,
almost like he’s thinking out loud,
“Look,
we have left everything and followed you.
What then will we have?”
Jesus tries to explain a little further
and then he tells our parable for today.
Jesus says,
the kingdom of heaven is like this:
A vineyard owner
went to hire some day laborers.
The vineyard owner said
he would pay them the 1st century equivalent
of minimum wage,
and they went to work.
A few hours later
the vineyard owner hired some more folks
and again a few hours later,
offering to pay them
“what is right.”
A few more hours
and the vineyard owner hires more
and in a few more hours
he hires even more,
and finally
with about an hour left of daylight
he goes back to the men still looking work
and says
“Why are you just standing here?”
They said,
“Because no one hired us.”
And so the vineyard owner hires them too.
At the end of the day,
the vineyard owner has his servant
line up the workers in reverse order of their hiring.
The vineyard owner then pays everyone,
starting with the last hired,
paying them a full day’s wage.
But as he goes down the line,
he pays everyone the same wage,
whether they worked an hour
or the whole day.
Those first-hired workers
are understandably upset.
They confront the vineyard owner,
complaining that this wage was insulting,
since they had worked longer
and in harsher conditions
than those who had worked only an hour.
The vineyard owner bites back,
defending his right to do as he pleases
with what belongs to him,
accusing the complainer of envy,
and throws the complainer out.
The reason that this parable
feels to me
like a game of
Two Truths and a Lie
is because this is exactly what we have,
two truths
and a lie.
Jesus is answering the question of
“Who then can be saved”
and “What then will we have?”
and exposing the lie that prompted both questions.
Jesus tells a story
that looks like everyday life
for first century day laborers.
They would have been familiar
with this type of humiliation,
with subsistence wages,
and with the exploitation of their vulnerability
by those who benefit from the wealth they create
but will never enjoy.
And Jesus shows us why
it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle
than for a rich person
like the vineyard owner
to enter the kingdom.
When the vineyard owner is confronted by his worker,
like the rich young man is confronted by Jesus,
the vineyard owner clings to the power his money can buy
rather than embracing the powerlessness of Jesus
and the Kingdom of heaven.
Jesus promises that with God all things are possible
even things as impossible
as threading a camel
through a needle’s eye.
Jesus also answers Peter’s question,
“what then will we have?”
Jesus says,
“At the renewal of all things
[the disciples] will judge the twelve tribes”
but in the meantime,
they will have hardship and want,
the promise of the coming renewal,
or reversal,
of all things,
and little else.
Jesus will go to the cross,
and the 10 of the twelve
will be martyred,
one will betray him,
and the other will die in exile.
Probably not the answer they were looking for.
Probably not the answer you were looking for.
So,
if those are the two truths,
what was the lie?
The lie is that our dignity
must be earned,
and therefore wealth
confers a greater dignity
than poverty.
Our dignity
is the direct and immutable result
of existing in the image of God.
The rich young man
lost no dignity in selling his possessions,
the disciples gained no extra measure of dignity
in leaving everything to follow Jesus.
The vineyard owner is not generous,
because wages are not a gift.
He cannot
do as he pleases with what belongs to him,
because what the workers have earned
does not belong to him.
The vineyard owner
is now in debt
to the workers who have given him their labor.
This vineyard owner,
like Jonah,
has not tended these plants,
but he wants to both reap the benefit
of the increase God and the workers’ labor provided,
and he wants to usurp God’s right to decide
what others deserve.
Position and power in this life,
or the lack of both in this life,
have no bearing in the Kingdom of heaven.
But power and position in this life
and our unwillingness to lose either
may very well stand in the way
of the Kingdom of heaven.
The waters of our Baptism
wash away all titles
and classes,
humanmade distinctions
and cultural hierarchies.
Because in the Kingdom of Heaven
workers and owners,
rich young men and poor old disciples,
and even distinctions like first and last
are all erased by a God of love
for whom
saving the unsavable,
doing the impossible
and proving the truth in a lie
is all in a day’s work.
Amen.